Bob Allen

The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.

Tommy Bolt

Golf is a game where guts and blind devotion will always net you absolutely nothing but an ulcer. The greatest liar in the world is the golfer how claims he plays the game for merely exercise.

Winston Churchill

Golf is a game who's aim it is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

Paul Harvey

Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.

Dave Hill

The golf swing is like sex. You can't be thinking about the mechanics of the act while you are performing.Golf is the hardest game in the world to play, and the easiest to cheat at.

Ben Hogan

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games. Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you? As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.

Bob Hope

Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.'  If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Lee Trevino

You don't know what pressure is until you've played for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket.

Byron Nelson

The only shots you can be dead sure of are those you've had already.